I cum in peace

In case you were wondering what you can do to protest war in Iraq, check out Masturbate for Peace.

This takes make love, not war to a whole new level.

Bumper stickers include:

Hairy palms, not cluster bombs
War's not kind, beat yourself blind
Cream your khakis, not Iraqis.
Peace is spiffy, stroke your stiffy
Don't send the fleet, just beat your meat
War is shit, rub your clit
Side with France, reach down your pants
Peace is the issue. Use a tissue.
War is Crappy, Slap Your Pappy
War's for squares, play downstairs
When you jerk tonight, keep peace in sight.
Down with war, stroke some more
Get peace fever, rub your beaver!
War is heinous, thumb your anus
You Can't Beat Off with Nuclear Arms
War is Mean, Flick Your Bean
War is wrong, whack your schlong.
I'm going blind for Mankind
War is silly, whack your willy