tax cow farts!

Cow flatulence, believe it or not, is a significant contributor to climate change (thank the over-consumption of meat and factory farming).

In light of this, the EPA is considering a tax on livestock gaseous emissions. This initiative to tax cow farts, however, is not without heavy opposition. The counter-claim holds that New York farmers are too fiscally burdened as it is to pay for bovine gas.

I say, if you're going kill the cow, you have to pay for its cheese.

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